Because he went to the cloud and downloaded documents onto a tablet.

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[–] 3 points 6 months ago

Peter drove a Ford!

"And Peter followed from a-Ford." (Matthew 26:58)

Pontiac had some sales too:

"And the Lord gave them Solstice." (Joshua 21:44)

The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!

"The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously." (2 Kings 9:20)

Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).

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