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[–] 97 points 6 months ago (4 children)

He levers it off a rock and still grabs at it while it's smokescreening and trying to escape. Hope he actually learned a lesson or next time it should finish the job.

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 83 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Cameraman willing to let his friend die for the tictoc likes.

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  • [–] 57 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Totally deserved it. I was rooting for the octopus the whole time

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  • [–] 66 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I hope the octopus is ok, what a stupid diver

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Not seen any evidence that this is a research diver, and the behavior seems to prove he's not.

    As a diver, fuck this dude. You don't touch wildlife while diving. If it's ugly leave it alone, if it's pretty leave it alone, if it's unusual leave it alone. They teach everyone this and other divers will call you out on doing this shit.

    Just fucking leave it alone.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago

    No, don't help, keep it in focus

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I feel like the ink defense might have been a clue that the octopus wasn’t in the mood to be manhandled.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    I'd like to say that I appreciate seeing posts with a video embed instead of a YouTube link or other closed platforms.

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    [–] 29 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Oh, diver. I thought i was going to see an octopus attempt a carjacking.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    *Diver nearly wins Darwin award entitled "octopus solves new problem".

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Quit fucking with shit. Go underwater, hike a snowy mountain, enjoy the sights, keep your fucking hands to yourself, and don't approach anything sentient that can't knowingly consent (except in emergencies).

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Too bad the octopus didn't win.

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