My deaf vocal coach told me he started using ringworm cream instead of toothpaste and he said it's worth the extra cost. Didn't say whether or not it made any kind of difference with his teeth but I trust his judgement. He's the top deaf vocal coach in the world, he trained Urethra Franklin, Harmonica Lewinsky and even Goku, it's how he's able to do those great power up screams.

'I'll put the kettle on' is usually the answer when there's an issue round my way.

For crying out loud!