The suit? Oh, uh, it helps keep the tail attached.

Well I'd need some kind of evidence that it works beyond a Japanese engineer just deciding that its a good idea.

[sound of legions of furries reaching for their wallets]

And then you use it to fight Kaiju.

I want a scorpion tail

No because I'd forget how to balance without it. I'd just use a cane.

no need to think, instant yes, and i dont have the slightest issue with balancing rn

Is it just a tail or is it mechanised? A mechanised tail that I'd have some control over sounds awesome.

Well, depending on where the controller goes...

Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel like adding additional weight to someone who already is struggling with walking in their old age is not the best idea?

I'd put it on backwards and pretend it was my peen.

Mecha Pensioner

Can I put spikes on the end?

Can it be covered in fur?

I suspect this will be alot more popular with furries than oldies.

What if they want to sit?

Yeah cuz our balance is shit

I want one now

Is it like a prosthetic limb that you can learn to control? That’d be cool.

yes

Hell yeah!

I don't even have to be old, I would wear that right now.

And I would learn how to skateboard.

And be the coolest kid from the 1990s.

Where is the click to buy link this is upsetting

I really can't say without using it. I use a staff now way before I need it because it is really helpful. Especially when getting up from a squat. if the tail works I would use it.

Gojirold

Who wouldn't want to temporarily become a cyborg velociraptor? Honestly, it's probably cheaper than a fursuit these days. Gaming chairs would be an issue though.

Can I wear it in front of myself?