Gonna get two ferrets so I can call myself a small business owner

"A bunch of little thieves form a business" sound like the beginnings of a fun movie.

a business 🥺

I prefer the post about the scientists cleaning the particle collider with trained ferrets.

But, I suppose that's none of my business.

Further proof the weasel worldline is a thing,

and obligatory fuck CERN.

Masked thieves who stow your valuables in the walls.