Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated
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I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.
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Open one of your Microsoft Outlooks.
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Once it’s in safe mode, just remove the en-US pack and install one of the European cultures instead. Gets rid of ads, but you might lose copilot too and I don’t know if that’s a good thing in this situation.
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Just install linux bro, it's not that difficult. You'll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that's just the cost of having a reliable system.
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Simultaneously press the "launch sidewinder" button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run "sfcscan /now" and kindly report back to me about the same.
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"I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working"
Have you tried powering it off and on again?
funny enough, i've got a guy on speed dial who does (my BIL used to be an F35 wrench)
those helmets are really cool. you can see through the plane when you press the right button.
Hang on, I’ve got a Fedora boot stick on me somewhere…
Use the Emergency Override as mentioned in the Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II User Manual, should be one in the glovebox under the pistol, or in the F35B under the seat, then aim towards military controlled open test land, turn down the cow pie, hit the engine switch, and eject. If no NATO controlled land is nearby then aim for something really hard or try to coast by until you find some.
The plane is gone but its data will live forever.
Is the middle hoop for holding the fleshlight?
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Just call customer support. They even supplied you a QR code. What's your problem?
Do you have your bitlocker recovery key handy? You have to enter it with the toggle on top of the HOTAs.
Try Shift + Right Stick…sorry that's the launch missile button.
just wing it
Blue Screen of Defence War
bro just press ctrl alt del and reboot it
Pull that yellow and black thing. You can be sure the problem will not happen again.
Delete system32
I’d be so mad if the last thing I saw before plummeting to my fiery death was that stupid smug little sad face and a BSOD
they do use linux LynxOS-178
Immediately made me think of this https://youtube.com/shorts/quPd1_oveks
What a beautiful picture though. Anyone know the source?
Land it in Tehran, they have technicians there who can help.
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