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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

The pilot should check if that yellow striped cable is a lanyard for a USB.

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

"How to remote into F-35"

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