Soos would never be a Trumper.

Don't do my boy Soos dirty like that

I do love how every comment here points out how Jesus “Soos” Ramirez would never be a MAGAt.

Noooo don't do Soos like that! He's smarter than that.

Downvoted for saying Soos would be MAGA

gtfo with this soos slander

"Dipper, you're a cool dude, but using me for this meme isn't cool dude."

Fake. Guy’s way too happy.

Nooo Soos would never

That’s not cool Dipper. I have convictions and want the best for everyone around me, I wouldn’t choose my own interest over others.

In fact dude, I put a strangers needs over my own many times and that’s what makes me happy. I choose people over selfish things almost every time you see me. I can’t believe you would make fun of me like that, I thought we were friends.

It took me a moment to realise the line is to indicate he's the one saying it. It's not a thermometer or something.

I agree with the sentiment, but this is a facebook-tier meme. Actually, it's not even a meme.

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