Isn't that just Valhalla?

I dunno. I hear the ninth underworld can be pretty tiring and I'll die when I want to

Bröderna Lejonhjärta. I’m guessing the English title is the lionhart brothers. Can’t remember the book or the movie to be that traumatizing though. The Groke from moomin gave me much more scars as a kid.

It was fun growing up in the countryside and things like banshees and fairies being taken as a fact of life. I had a childhood friend that would come in to school saying she heard the banshees howling during the night and then woke up to find out a relative had died.

There was a news report that resurfaced a few years back, accessible here, about the Housing Executive in Newry trying to get a fairy tree chopped down to build houses, and even after trying to bribe the workers with £200 no one would touch it and they had to build around it instead. And another where some builders halted work in the Mournes once they realised they were inside a fairy ring, 3 of them went on to suffer accidents that they attributed to revenge by the fairies, the foreman apologised to the fairies, and even the reporter was too worried to step inside the ring. We were told the legends too, like Tír na nÓg or Finn McCool, but I think it's amazing how much of the superstition and old mythology has persisted through the years, even after the country becoming Christian and even now as it becomes more secular.

For starters, Irish faeries are not like tinkerbell. They like to play pranks

So... exactly like Tinkerbell? She was constantly "pranking" (read: trying to murder) Wendy throughout the story.

Kidnapping, it’s just a prank bro.

Gnomes/dwarfes are also from there.

So, yes. Got it.

There's a Japanese one where an old man with a wen dances for some drunk ogres and they take his wen to make him come back the next day (because wens are a sign of luck for them). The next day another old man in the village sees that the first guy has gotten rid of his wen so he makes him explain how, so the second old man goes and tries to entertain the ogres but he sucks at dancing, so the ogres have had enough of him and tell him to get lost and give him the wen back, so that guy ends up with two wens.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobutori_Jiisan

But only if the children tried to unionize.

And you can't get away from her because the jungle canyon rope bridges are in such disrepair.