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[–] 42 points 7 months ago (1 child)

my dad passed me his autism genes.

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    You should work hard every day of your life to make your boss wealthier. It's the American dream.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    That give you 14 days to devote to a different Sociopathic Oligarch. The fact that you aren't, makes me sick. Those Sociopathic Oligarchs deserve your back-breaking labor, they have expensive lifestyles, and it's your patriotic obligation to indulge them, and work until you die an early, penniless death from a malady that is easily treatable with basic health care that you can't afford.

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  • [–] 26 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Lucky you. I inherited allergies and male pattern baldness.

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    [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    I feel like both my parents passed me their combined mental and physical health issues, I want to break that cycle with me.

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    My parents didn’t pass down either of those to me.

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    [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    It's extra fun when they are wealthy and they do this.

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    [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    its why im helping my parents with investing, so that they have something to leave me and my siblings, i love my parents but they have funny idea about what they consider assets.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    One day this will all be yours:

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Oh my goodness, this hits close to home. I’m having to donate so many tea sets, figurines, and decorative plates from my grandparents. I feel guilty because they clearly loved them and paid good money for them, but I just can’t house this amount of clutter if I’m never going to use it. Royal Doulton must have made a fortune off their generation.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

    You're better off. Rich kids grow up to be assholes.

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    Everybody thinks becoming rich will solve all of their problems. But even if it does solve some of your problems, it'll just create new ones. Money is not a panacea that fixes everything. I mean, you look at the richest people and they're not just assholes, their fucking psychopaths. That's what you want? You wanna be a fucking psychopath? Oh, but, I know, it won't be you. You won't fall into the same trap as them. You'll be one of the good ones. Money won't corrupt you like it has them. Bullshit.

    And what about everyone else? Not everyone can get rich. There are only so many resources on the planet and the more you have the less everyone else can have. It's a zero sum arrangement. But, who cares about them, I got mine. Right? Congratulations, you're well on your way to being a rich psychopath.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I'm poor, I'm also a fucking asshole.

    Guess why I'm a fucking asshole? Because I get fucked by assholes!

    So you learn to be an asshole too.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    So, what, if we're all going to be assholes, some of us should at least be rich? Ok, well, chances are it ain't gonna be you or me who are the rich assholes, so what's the point? For everyone to be miserable, but a few people get to be rich and miserable?

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