"Your son pays my son for footjobs"

They may want to check why their son was issued an m14 and a uniform from 60 years ago. Sounds like someone’s trying to get them killed

JSON?

Sadly, they'd probably prefer it

Turns out my son is grieving the death of his best friend since deployment and had to dress up as a woman to their funeral

I like that whoever made the sticker apparently used sillhouette of an actual anime girl tho. They looked up "feminine anime girl in skirt" on their browser, browsed images, found one that fits the criteria, looked at name, browsed it to find a fitting stance/position, and drew the stickers. Simply respect the research that's all.

How do you know my son looks like that?

I'm proud of you, Son.

Typical Boomer, taking credit for someone else's service.

At that point she's my daughter. That's no son.

Go join your son if it’s that important.