Weird. I seem to be able to have a problem with genocide, illegal wars, economic manipulation, and teen girl sex trafficking simultaneously. I was not aware that we were only allowed one moral at a time.

He was at their fucking wedding. He's how they met.

I knew it! When he was using the war to distract from the Epstein Files, I absolutely predicted that when the war started going bad (it was inevitable, MAGA is virtuosically incompetent) they would bring up the Epstein Files to distract from the war, and here we are.

Melania sat in the cuck chair while Dongled plowed a 9 year old.

I wonder how often Melania helped clean up after them. How many times did she herself traffic the girls?

I hope when it all comes out people burn down Amazon's empire.

One of the very few times this meme format makes sense...

No one:
Melania: I wasn't friends with Epstein!

Trump threw his poor grifter wife to the wolves when he forced her to announce this distraction that’s distracting from the distraction

It's the CIIIIIRRRRRRRCLLE OFF LIIIiiiiIFE ..

Flooding the zone.

guys, not to brag, but I'm not in the files

It's adorable that anyone thought we'd have a political class willing to combat pedophilia, except as a pretext to harass LGBTQ folks, immigrants, and vulnerable minorities.

World's most successful abuse victim.

I don't understand why she did this, it's not making her look any better.

A hit dog will holler

What's the motivation? Why now, and not a decade ago? Whether she's guilty or not, it looks suspicious

The circle of life

Sure lady. Whatever.

Wait, first lady. That.. that thing there is a lady?

Aren't ladies supposed to be, you know, lady like?