“The Internet wants us to start a podcast so they can listen to us heckle people.”

“That’s because at our age, no one wants to WATCH us do anything.”

Statler and Waldorf. Now you don't have to look up their names for the 400th time in your life. You'll remember next time for sure...

Alternatively - Mystery Science Podcast 3000

Need them in the Press Rooms at the White House and Pentagon.

That is roughly the premise of Beavis and Butthead

I think it would be best if the show was presented as a festival for podcasts with a string of live performances in a beautiful old theater. What you don't tell the podcasters is these two will be in the wing loudly interrupting well you do technically tell them you just put it in the annoying small text at the bottom of the agreement they sign.

It is a terrible idea, but also a fantastic idea.

So basically this for a modern age?