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[–] 30 points 7 months ago

It's a shame that a blood clot is more likely than checks and balances working.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Let's not limit ourselves here, cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, circulatory, meteorological, cosmological, paranormal… I'm down for just about ANYTHING.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 52 points 7 months ago (15 children)

    He is a symptom, not a cause.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    He is the brand of all of this though. If he goes, so does Maga.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    That's the point, this isn't true. They will find another.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    But they'll have to find it first. Vance isn't it. At least all of this shit could cool down a little.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    It won't? The full-scale assault on Iran, lebanon and the free parts of palestine would just continue...

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    that's a pretty big assumption

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    It's just as much of an assumption to think it would stop, and given past examples the GOP doesn't tend to stop initiatives when they switch figureheads.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    And when you get really sick and go to hospital, the first thing that happens is they control your temperature so your fever doesn't kill you. Fever is a symptom. A symptom that can cause irrevocable damage to your entire system.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Please let it be something while there are hundreds of cameras on him.

    Last thing we need is some conspiracy theory trying to make him a martyr. That'll happen anyways, but please let it be public, visible, and if he can shit his pants first, that'd be nice

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago*

    i have a public elvising on my uno card. whatever the game is. Eating a sandwich, having a heart attack, a bowel obstruction (toxic megacolon if possible), and shitting oneself all at the same time. On camera. I know it's astronomically unlikely but I have a coffee and a donut riding on it.

    my favorite ban (it was only a temp ban sadly) from reddit was describing a public elvising of krasnov in detail and they said it was encouraging violence. i mean, i don't know how it is violence, but it is one of my fondest dreams yeah i do want to encourage that

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago

    Take my energy little blood clot

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  • [–] 28 points 7 months ago

    His face definitely looks stroked out. Fingers crossed for another.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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    Just deploy the tactical covfefe hamberder and make his likeness eligible to be placed on their currency already.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    A bullet to the heart generally causes a cardiovascular event.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Be the change you wish to see in the world ❤️

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It’s all fun to say this but let it play out in your head. Trump dies, Vance takes over and does a pseudo shuffle to make it look like policies are changing, negotiates with Iran as “under new management” and gets a decent concession, gas prices drop, and midterms don’t end with a complete blowout.

    Trump’s approval is so low that I’m almost rooting for him to survive through November.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Part of me is rooting for the health event, the other one wants to see him, maga, gop and the Epstein class to be humiliated, prosecuted and convinced while everything they destroyed is restored.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    If you are the world, can you stop time?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Can I get one Widowmaker STEMI on this POS ‽

    Thanks for your attention with this matter... MPBS.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    As if that would change much.

    It will take many generations of active work to re-establish trust to the IS from the rest of the world.

    Trump is not the reason he is the symptom

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Technically every event is a once in a lifetime event

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