The crew of the Enterprise.

When you bike home in the rain because the rain isn't letting up, and the rain stops the second you get home.

Stepping into an unavoidable puddle and feeling the dirty floor water fill my socks

White words floating over my head

gestures vaguely

When throwing pasta into a sieve in the wash basin and the drain backflows, submerging the pasta briefly in drain water.

Waking up every morning, finding out I didn't die in my sleep.

It depends on if this alligator is in ecstasy or agony, I cannot tell.

But the answer to either: anal

A line of ground pepper.

Please don't feed the wildlife lead.

Protein in my candy

When I stub my toe

When the pothole was deeper than it looked

The fact that I can’t choose one from what’s going on lately… that’s what makes me go like that.

Lidocaine.

Doctor checking my throat with a wooden stick.