I do miss when the pedophiles pretended to be classy.

Dementia’s a bitch.

Sociopathy’s not helping

You know that one turn in a game of Civilization, the one where you're bored, and things aren't going right, and you're just about to quit?

But then you start antagonizing another civ because you got a bunch of nukes and you just want to see what happens when you use them...

Well, that's now US foreign policy.

The problem is that a good third of Americans think he's saying things that make sense. 😭

Geriatric Executive of the US?

He’s at Walter Reed, and things aren’t going that well. You’re probably not far off in what the doctors are looking at right now.