I go outside in my backyard to drink beer, whiskey, and chill out on my computer, but butterflies and insects are out. Butterflies fly near me and land on my computer, and it annoys me—I hate it. Is there a way I can kill these butterflies?

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[–] 14 points 7 months ago*

I appreciate the regular content – but if this post history is not a character and is indeed representative of your internal thoughts – dear god.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Put a bunch of spiders on the computer.

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    [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Build a proper deck with a bug net so you can be outside but not bothered by bugs.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Do all your computing in an airless room. Butterflies cannot survive low oxygen environments.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    IDK where you live, but here we could never be annoyed by butterflies, we actually plant bushes in our garden that attract them.
    If you computer is black butterflies shouldn't be particularly attracted, if it's not get one that is.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Buy a Gecko

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Some ideas:

    • Chill out inside
    • Get some frogs (or other butterfly-eaters of your choice) and carry them around at all times
    • Move to a concrete jungle where all annoying natural life has been exterminated
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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    What if it's a rich butterfly though?

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