I go outside in my backyard to drink beer, whiskey, and chill out on my computer, but butterflies and insects are out. Butterflies fly near me and land on my computer, and it annoys me—I hate it. Is there a way I can kill these butterflies?

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[–] 6 points 7 months ago

Some ideas:

  • Chill out inside
  • Get some frogs (or other butterfly-eaters of your choice) and carry them around at all times
  • Move to a concrete jungle where all annoying natural life has been exterminated
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