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[–] 102 points 7 months ago (17 children)

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few weeks

Justin Timberlake?!

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  • [–] 94 points 7 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    His full name is Justin Randall Timberlake. Is May some nickname only fans use?

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Listen to NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me" and it makes sense.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Okay this is a way too obscure reference for a pop star I have no interest whatsoever in.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago

    I think it's a reference to a lyric in one of his songs where he pronounces "me" as "may". The line sounds like "it's gonna be may"

    I'm not sure what song it is, I'm just really happy someone pointed out the answer 😆

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    You might be joking, but i think only the older folks will get the joke. After all, apparently, when Justin Timberlake was arrested for DUI, JT asked the police officer if he knows who he is. The police officer, being younger, unironically said "no".

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago

    Roses are red,

    April is gray,

    But in a few weeks,

    Justin Timberlake will come out as gay?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    It will be Mother's Day!

    You absolute maroons who couldn't put this tiptop meme together from the before times need to be right properly scolded!

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Motherlover or Dick in a Box could both work here.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Roses are red,

    April is grey,

    But in a few weeks

    I’m getting a DUI-ayyy

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Roses are red,

    April is grey,

    But in a few weeks,

    These are, like, hard tests

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Every Mother’s Day, needs a mothers night!

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    But in a few weeks I'm gonna buy MySpace and nobody will ever hear of it again

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    This is gonna ruin the tour

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    April drives bring May DUIs or so they say.

    It took me forever to figure out what you were trying to say because his rep is now forever tainted.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    my head just went june will be gay

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    He's bringing sexy back?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Mothers in a box?

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