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[–] 135 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

What's the scale on the left? There are 11 tick marks between major divisions so I don't think it's feet. And none of the numbers look like a 3 or 4 and she's not 7 feet tall.

Eta: I call AI. One "foot" has 11 divisions and the other has 10.

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  • [–] 69 points 7 months ago

    Slop slop slop slop

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    It's tough now, but in this case people have pointed out the measuring tape on the left. The numbers don't make sense and while 1 foot has 10 inches, the next has 11. Even if those were a proper 12" for Tampa... A cinder block isn't 1 foot tall

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  • [–] 43 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    wonder how much boost this post gets from the cute face over just the headline story

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Its pretty much our entire society being fascinated by pretty people. And it never ends.

    Should have asked the matrix for a better looking avatar for this world :)

    On the other hand, ive started thinking its a bit disgusting because these people have (potentially) hundreds of partners.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Someone else already pointed out why this is AI, which I was also suspecting. Why would they arrest her for this, and why would she have this shit eating grin in the booking photo. And why would this be breaking news.

    But I could see someone hating their neighbor and attempting to get them deported by getting ICE involved.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Why would they arrest her for this

    That part isn't hard to imagine. Filing a false police report is a crime, and I'd say people who are willing to call the police about something like this are also probably more likely to get into a conflict with the police when they don't do what they want.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    I know filing a false report is a crime. But it seems like they would just give her a warning and tell her to stop doing it, because they have more important things to do than arrest her. Unless she is doing this repeatedly after warnings. Also it’s probably something more like misuse of 911. I don’t think she actually filed a police report, as no officer would have taken such a report, since there wouldn’t have been a crime committed to report.

    A false report would be if a crime occurred and you make false statements about it, or you make up the crime entirely (like saying you were robbed when you were not.) It’s not like they are actually investigating these British accents.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago*

    Why would she have this shit eating grin

    I've seen plenty of actual arrest photos of people giving a shit eating grin because they were drunk or arrested for something objectively funny. So that one wouldn't fase me.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    Isn't this one of those states that instructed people to report all their immigrant neighbors?

    I guess they didn't mean white immigrants.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    The weirdest thing about this is she's being booked.
    As in, there were no other options for such an egregious and heinous offence?

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago

    She abused police services, tying up resources meant for actual emergencies. That’s usually a serious crime.

    What’s weird is when the neighborhood racist calls the police to arrest kids playing outside or knock down a lemonade stand and they just laugh and leave them there without any consequences.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    I'm ok with people being British, just not in front of children.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I'm not entirely sure if i downvote because of ai slop or because of the nauseous pro american sentiment

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    To be fair, it depends on the accent.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Says the guy whose profile picture is a French person with a British accent

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Hey… he speaks French. We just hear a translation instead.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    They mean the neighbour was talking normal English without some clownish accent

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    Plonkers will be plonkers lad, don't be like them.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    We won that war to bring back a monarchy of our own

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    That smug-ass smile of hers though.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago