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[–] 17 points 7 months ago

There are three other British gentlemen who would beg to differ.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    That was one of their best specials

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    If you remove a snail's shell, you'd think they'd be faster because of the reduced weight. However, they actually become slower.

    That's because when you remove their shell, they become a bit more slug-ish!

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow.

    He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an 'S' on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster.

    Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, "That's a nice car, young man. But what's the 'S' for?".

    The snail smiled and replied, "Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, 'Look at that S-car-go!'".

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    chirp chirp ^thank^ ^you^ ^though^ ^I^ ^laughed^

    Edit: I tried for so long to get superscript text and I cannot get either my client to cooperate, or I just have no idea what I’m doing. Oh well.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I love the toilet seat on the one in the background. When you don't give a fuck, anywhere can be a toilet!

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    [–] 18 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Looking at the "mud" on the car in the back, they really should eat more fiber and relocate their toilet.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    You can race a house. Even walking I can race a house and always win. They're slow as hell.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Even walking I can race a house and always win.

    I can see that you've never raced a house that was taking it seriously, then.

    Some houses are great sprinters. They're called trailer homes. I see them racing down highways pretty frequently.

    Other houses only really get a move on during emergency situations like mudslides or floods or hurricanes.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Beans for supper is it, Hammond?

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    You can physically live in a car but depending where you live, this might me illegal or difficult to do legally. You don't have an address and governments usually don't like that. And it's also not always possible/legal to park a car somewhere a sleep in it.

    Still, motonormativity makes living in a car much easier than just roaming around with a tent. There are exceptions here called "relay villages" where people can legally park and sleep in their car or RV for the night. I love touring on my bike and some rail trails are going through those villages. And obviously you can sleep in a car there, but not pitch a tent for the night if you just have a bike. I'm so jealous of the privilege of people with RVs and cars sometimes.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Well, there's always something like this, though it's kinda pricey. I also saw a video of a lady who made her own teardrop bike camper. Xyla Foxlin, I think was her name. Sadly, that was the only video of particular interest on her channel, at least for me.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    This is nice but not an option for me. This won't pass through any chicane of the cycling network and I wouldn't be able to leave my town. I also wouldn't have any space to store it when not in use. Plus, I'm usually doing multi day trips that amounts to more km than what an electric bike can do on a single charge in a day, and pulling a camper behind would reduce even more the possible range.

    I fantasized a lot about campers like this, thinking I could leave it at my parent's and tour my native region. But again, chicanes... chicanes everywhere.

    I would have to use the roads, with cars, and be very limited in range compared to what I'm used to. So unfortunately, as nice as this seems, it's not really an option.

    EDIT: Here's an example of a very tight chicane on a remote rail trail.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Reminds me of this guy: https://truehumanhistory.com/

    His website is a long run down of why evolution is fake, giants being real and such. And he lives in a car he has fitted with all sorts of utensils like a shower, bed, vaccum cleaner and such. 3 things really get me:

    1. He has a boiler plate in the car, and he films himself cooking in the car so it must smell like s***
    2. Despite at all times being half a meter away from the open air, he fits a treadmill inside in his car
    3. In spite of being a conspiracy nut who thinks feminism is brainwashing and large parts of society being fake, he still owns Netflix
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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Lived in my car for a while while moving to another state. It wasn’t too bad thankfully I learned a ton from YouTube such as “cheap rv living” channel.

    I did ride a horse years ago, but no racing… lol

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    Which arm have you broken?

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