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[–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)

You can race a house. Even walking I can race a house and always win. They're slow as hell.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Even walking I can race a house and always win.

    I can see that you've never raced a house that was taking it seriously, then.

    Some houses are great sprinters. They're called trailer homes. I see them racing down highways pretty frequently.

    Other houses only really get a move on during emergency situations like mudslides or floods or hurricanes.

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