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[–] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Just had a random blue heeler (had a collar, someone's pet) rock up in the back yard here.

It freaked out when I went out to say hello.

It had 2 options.

jump off the patio (about 0.5m off the ground) which it was close to doing.

Or lean in to the situation and get pats.

It chose pats.

Good doggo.

It chose wisely.

I needed those pats.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Freedom achieved. I have ten days off, and pleasant plans for them

    Cheers

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Sometimes I just know I’m driving some poor person absolutely insane.

    People submit claims en masse. I - your friendly neighbourhood desk monkey at an insurance company - assess those claims. I send letters or emails as required, if I can’t pay anything, explaining why I can’t pay anything.

    Someone is about to get twelve emails in their inbox all at once, all saying no.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (14 children)

    boys broke out of the dining room four times. Ate a bag of bread. Went nuts.

    I gave up and let them in the lounge. His Lordship and I were planning that anyway, and wanted to do together but they were seriously going off their tiny little shits. And then even further in the lounge which is full of cat things. Cerys was sacked out in His Lordship's office, so no conflicts there, although one of the breakouts they did rampage into that room and Cerys basically sat there and watched them (no hissies, relaxed body language, chill AF after I rounded them up).

    anway today so far they've ripped my original Futurama poster, murdered a loaf of sourdough, tipped over a bottle of soy sauce, ripped a curtain sheer, eaten their own body weight in freeze dried chicken hearts and max also accidentally shoved his balls in sam's mouth (it's a whole thing I can explain if you want) but yeah. They passed out, dead asleep and we've got a hopeful view for the introductions this weekend.

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    what is there to forgive? being babies? Being silly ginger babies? Pah!

    Btw, we found out at the vet they're SIX months old, not three. So Sammy's gonna be a small boi, even losing his balls that late (they were neutered a week before we met them for the first time).

    Hilariously the vet that neutered them does it differently to the vet we usually see. They scooped 'em out but left the sacs. So they have tiny empty pom poms still there. And Sammy makes sure you see them. All the time. 24/7/ 365 it's sammy ballvision.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    I assisted the vet with a few dog neuterings where they left the sack. It went down after a month or so.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    When we had Punkin done they just took the whole shebang. Mate of mine had her shorthair scooped, Buddy is now 5 years old and still makes you look at his decorative cheetos whenever possible (and even when it's not)

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Ginger twins. On purpose. Does this count as a self-inflicted wound?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Misha and punkin.

    We knew what we were signing up for.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    spoilerI wasn’t able to vacuum much while Melbcat was alive. I’ve done a lot now but concentrated on the main areas so missed the strip between the wall and our bed. It’s full of crumbs from the treats I used to feed her in bed, and her hairs. I picked over with my fingers and saved another of her little whiskers. Angel wishes.

    I’m tempted to leave it like that. It’s like a time capsule of our life together. The last one.

    I still can’t accept this.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Cbf cooking tonight. Fush & chups here I come. Prices have gone up from a couple of weeks ago - by $5 for my favorite pack of 1 flake, 1 scallop, 1 prawn, 1 crab stick and chips. Was $14, now $19. Mind you, the chips serve is generous and all are well cooked to order. If it goes over $20 I might go on strike and forgo buying again.

    EDIT: got to the shop - price had just been increased to $21!! This is the last f&c for a long long while. It was good, but $21 worth of good??

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    I bought a skipping rope.

    Knees, I hope you're ready for some real bullshit lol

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    sky pretty, these autumn sunsets been hitting lately

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    @melbaboutown@aussie.zone the spray came today! I hit up the rug in the hallways and ok just to preface I'm ASD and strong smells are very much a rage trigger for me.

    but: Sprayed the rug and right off the bat this stuff smells exactly like the Sunday Very Vanilla body wash. . It is not cloying or overly chemical, it does not outstay its welcome. It's strong off the bat, but fades rapidly.

    So far no noticeable Chemical Toilet Smell like you usually get with flea killers. Also a plus. I am occasionally catching a whiff of vanilla, but it's in a pleasant way. Do recommend on sniffability.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Pakige on board for delivery.

    I think this is my new cast iron griddle pan, which will help me make bigger tortillas (amoungst other things). I also got lots of stuff yesterday, most notably a new tofu press, and also a lot of pairs of cheap sandles to wear around the house. I might have gone a touch overboard on those, so a few pairs have been put away in the cupboard for when the first lot wear out.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Merry xtra long weekend for those who participate 🍺

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Trains not running between reservoir(?) to Clifton hill. Everyone on the 86 becoming real familiar with each other

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Morning all. We can all count down the hours until knock-off together

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Today is an urgh day.

    Not enough sleep, woke up too early.

    Gym then bed I think.

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    Made a cheeky run to get milk before I inevitably run out tomorrow when the shops are shut

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    I'm going to the Italian supermarket, does anyone need anything?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago*

    If you happen to spot any PickUp! biscuits, let me know immediately where, please!!! Had some in Italy nearly 4 years ago now and occasionally crave them.

    PickUp!

    ... just discovered they're actually from Germany! Huh!

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    the evenings at the beach have been lovely

    and I was so happy to find all the little sea anemones are still living in the rock pools, I was worried as they had been covered with sand for a few months, the little pools are open again

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (9 children)

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Hot cross buns with peanut butter please chef.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I'm super tired

    Good night everyone. sweet dreams 😘

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