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Install a bidet. They're 20 bucks, it's a spray nozzle on a hose, they're awesome. Saw them on holiday in Cambodia everywhere, installed one when I got home, have zero regrets.
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Wiping more just turns the paper red instead of brown
Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You'll never go back to wiping.
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Get yourself a proper heated bidet and you’ll never go back. I bought a Toto it warms the seat, automatically shoots soothing warm water at your angry brown eye and then blow dry’s your bum.
Best purchase ever!
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Eat more fibre
And thinking about the amount of paper used, praying that is not going to be clogged
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Clearly you need poop knife, you gotta shove it in there like how you clean up a empty peanut butter jar.
Bidets are cool but y'all need to eat more fiber.
laughs in bidet
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Is that the dude that played professor X in the newer X-men movies?
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Back in Covid when everyone was filling their house with toilet paper, I bought up a bidet for every Bathroom in the house. It’s the doomsday bidet
Real shit posting
You get what you deserve
Lack of fiber in your diet. Take a spoon full of psyllium husk in some water before bed. You will also decrease your risk of colon cancer. A bidet is wonderful but does not address the root of the issue.
constipation perhaps.
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