Yeah, I also started dating my wife before cellphone cameras were good. So my profile picture of her is like a 50x50 pixel blurry-ass photo.

In hindsight, a blurry ass-photo would've been nice too.

Yeah... how can someone not realize this is literally the highest form of connection?

"I'm so comfortable with you that you at your most real moments is so endearing to me that it is the way I choose to capture you because it gives me the nicest feelings."

@ekZepp @Beep always and forever especially @sofonofos

My wife is hot as fuck, I have a hard time not attacking her every time I see her. Getting a hard-on every time I see her pic is already a problem, hence the silly pic of her as her contact.

If I don't like someone's silly pictures and find them attractive in those, then I wouldn't be dating them in the first place.

I stopped trusting those "good angles" when someone only had them on their tinder profile. If they didn't include at least one pic showing a less than ideal angle, I assumed they were one of those skilled enough with makeup and photography that they could use their own pictures to catfish. Filters, too. Though these days, AI would also be in the mix.

My wife was mad when she realized she was "[FirstName] Tinder", still.

Now she's "Wife #1". Technically I think she likes that more?

i like seeing ppls faces when I call/message them

Some time ago it was common advice (at least over here) to never save contacts as "Mom", "Dad" or "GF" lest your phone gets stolen and the robbers instantly know who to try scamming first.
This particular advice kinda died with everybody moving to smartphones and passcodes yet I never moved on. Everybody on my phone is just First Name. Last Name together if I need to disambiguate.
Meanwhile there's my friends where my contact is a random string of emojis and a 8 year old inside joke neither of us remember the meaning of, making it almost impossible to send myself something from their device lol. And they say I'm cold because their contacts are just "First Name" on my device lol.

Your comment is basically my BF! I was telling him, so I just look like any rando in your phone? And the default contact icon is yellow? Gross I don’t even like yellow! Like how hard is it to add a contact photo for me??🤣 I couldn’t understand what the big trouble was back then and thought it meant he didn’t care. But now I see that some people really just don’t do contact photos lol😆

This is the way

Had a few years where I took a photo of or with a friend or partner while they're as wasted as possible (obviously with their consent) and used those, it always made me laugh whenever I got a call from the ones I had done it with as I didn't see that photo otherwise and had often forgotten about it.

That is partly why I don't date, and why I don't like dealing with people much in general.

Everyone has so many of these stupid, made-up rules that they kinda just assume are universal because their social media algorithms make it seem that way.

Phew, glad I read this first. I was about to tell her...

I won’t.

It's Sabrina Carpenter, so either the picture was staged for something specific or she already had her makeup done a while ago and is brushing her teeth for another reason (maybe finishing lunch?) and is gonna go back for touch-ups

Could be leftover makeup from the night before, perhaps.

Is it toothpaste+drool proof?

Did he still call you?

If so, I guess that just means you were important enough that he had your number memorized.

I had a roommate who never made a single contact in her phone for anyone, she would just answer any call and figured out who was texting from past bits of the conversation and what they sent. And it wasn't a principled thing, she just didn't see the convenience in saving contact info. Blew my fucking mind

What about other people he knew? Was it just you or was it pure laziness. I did not do this, but it's an absolute struggle for me to add anyone new these days to the point that ill normally send that first text with the persons name in it so if they call i ignore it then cross reference the number after with my txt to see if its someone i know. You will never know the lengths some people will go to just because of laziness lol. If anything he probably knew your number by heart.

I use a pic of your wife's pussy too

Y'all use photos? People are lucky if I actually remember to save them as a contact.

The guy who posts at least one image of Sabrina Carpenter on reddit a day is who its stolen from I think

Call the meme police