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[–] 62 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (35 children)

OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?

Edit: I really expected better from all of you. Better puns. Better jokes. Just better…

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  • [–] 91 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Well son, that’s when a loose woman slobs on your knob like corn on the cob.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Don't listen to the perverts. A sloppy toppy is an ice cream, typically served in a cone, with extra syrup (caramel, chocolate, etc) drizzled on top. The excess results in the syrup dripping off, making it "sloppy" if you aren't fast enough to lick it all off.

    So next time you are at an ice cream parlour ask for a sloppy toppy.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    OK, I gotta know: what’s a “sloppy toppy“?

    Well it ain't no where as good as a Rusty Venture......

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Just by chance, while walking home from class, one day, I ran into Doc Hammer just standing on the street smoking a cigarette. And I got the chance to ask him what a Rusty Venture was. His response?

    “What do you think it is?”

    Brilliant. We ended up walking several blocks down to Washington Square Park together before we parted ways. He is a very interesting fellow.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    It sounds like letting Willy Wonka fuck you

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. "You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall."

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (10 children)

    That’s it? That’s a little disappointing…

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    No way she s the sloppy toppy queen

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    Probably produces better results than snorting a line of crushed-up Ivermectin, or whatever it is RFK is suggesting these days.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    You'd be amazed at how often this happens. The peer reviewed journal articles will blow your mind.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Can I get that on the NHS?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Was that written by predictive text?

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    [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Idk about a cigarette, but if you use weed this definitely works.

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