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[–] 48 points 7 months ago (4 children)

My aunt's dentist used to do this every February when he'd send out Valentines to all his clients. He said the acidity from the salsa helped negate the sugar from the Oreos so you could eat them instead of brushing your teeth.

Everyone stopped taking his advice when he started gifting them all didgeridoos full of piss though. It's a shame but what can you do.

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    [–] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

    Really?
    l always assumed it was for deposing of the dark cream holders after you had licked it of.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    I was using it for nacho cheese.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I'm trying to imagine the flavour of Oreos with salsa vs Oreos with nacho cheese, and I think that the cheese option would taste better. Not good, but better than salsa.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Nacho cheese would win for mouth feel too. Salsa, tasty as it is, is just a mess of wet and chunky.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It's only a matter of time before salsa cream Oreos come out.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Split it, lick it, dip it

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Perfect dip for deep fried oreos.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    What terrible day to be gifted with sight

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