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It's an example of "kettle logic". Trump and the GOP use it all the time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_logic

It's TACO Tuesday

Take your pick :

• usa already won the war (that isn't a war /s) weeks ago
• the art of the deal
• a deal is close. Can happen any moment. And it's a good deal
• they are begging me for a deal
• we roam free in iran, we go where ever we please
• we need our "allies" to step in
• others have only toys, we have military equipment and need no help

This kinda seems like the mutterings of a crazy person.

He hasn't had a plan since day one and as each moment passes he has a different thought about how he might possibly extricate himself from the mess he's created.

Later today he will threaten to bomb their schools, then the military will keep preparing for boots on the ground, then he will tweet about how they've already destroyed Iran's leadership, then he will say he's going to tariff allies who aren't helping, then he will say the strait is open, then he will say high fuel prices are really great for American fuel suppliers.

Leave the economy in taters? What's taters, precious?

So, as widely predicted, the "strategy" is to give up, declare victory and walk away, leaving things worse in every way than they were before the war.

And Trump will continue to whine about other countries not paying for the war that they had no role in starting.

Yes this is epic levels of stupid, but is there a better outcome we could hope for given he’s dumb as shit? I can’t think of anything productive he’d be able to do unless the goal is to further destabilize the Middle East/start an actual war.

So he shits all over the fucking region and fucks up the global economy screwing over the whole middle class and even the rich fucking investors, then he fucking announces this?

Welp, time to invest in the green energy sector.

his aids? being miller, probably kushner, Putin and aipac members. trump has done his part, lifting sanctions on russia and helping them recover thier loss petro dollars.

Americans should pay restitution to everyone on Earth.

Lol iran is already charging passage fees in Chinese Yuan you absolute scumfuck! The implications of this alone are massive for your rotten empire. Lol. Do eeeeet!

What's taters, precious?

Tatters*

And I wish I was joking but he is going to blame the previous administration for this, maybe even Obama.

Art of the deal, people 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've been reading the WSJ for many a long year (know thine enemy) the comments section has seen some shift from proud support for Trump into somewhat despairing but there's still a vast holdout of it's worth it if Iran is destroyed and Trump is the bravest President because of it.

U.S. President Donald Trump ​told aides ‌he is willing to end ​the military ​campaign against Iran even ⁠if the ​Strait of ​Hormuz remains largely closed and leave ​a complex ​operation to reopen it ‌for ⁠a later date, the Wall Street Journal ​reported ​on ⁠Monday, citing administration officials.

In 2029, it became apparent that the Strait of Hormuz being closed was actually President Newsom's fault.

Gotta admit if i was the Iranian military i would be celebrating, not only has he screwed the pooch across the region by giving them an excuse to bomb multiple targets they have always wanted to. He has also given a firm timeline for when the US will fuck off - thats great for morale

That’s not what the toddler in chief’s actions say when he’s moved a bunch of B-52s to UK airbases.

(It’d be great if we all got ‘taters, better than the screwing we’re actually going to deal with)

Too bad dipshit. They realize they have the upper hand now. That's not going to happen!

I'm willing to take a fat shit without flushing the toilet if that's what it takes

When you run out of libs to own you gotta start owning yourself.

Global economy fucked even more = mission successful

He's not going to rest until we're in a global depression.

“i’m willing to lose, but only if you let me call it winning!”

In other news, Iranian rial spontaneously swaps value with USD. Trump declares war on US economists as they beg him to end their suffering.

Pump and...

What a fucking moron! He went from "imma slap you silly for no reason" to "I demand you fix this thing that was fine before I slapped you silly" to "alright fine, you don't need to fix it"

And he wonders why he didn't win a Nobel peace prize

You can bet he's dying for golf but can't do it while this mess is still on