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https://web.archive.org/web/20230629152756/https://lemmy.world/post/440073

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[–] 113 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Are fursuits a pain in the ass to get out of or something?

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  • [–] 56 points 7 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 79 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Which are exclusively for the convenience of using a restroom when necessary and absolutely no other reason. None.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    (most) Fursuits are way too expensive to muck up with biological matters. I think the fursuiters I know would smile, close their eyes, and gently pat you for your joke, only to grow aghast as they realize the reality of the suggestion of something that could fuck with their gigantic investment.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago*

    yeah but then there won't be appropriate structural support for a dragon with a fat ass to have a tail you can swing around like a feather boa for 27 years they been doing it now. [edit: swear to your god 27 years that fursuit survived]

    i had to climb out through the neck because i was a dipshit and made it that way

    i'm starting to realize why the other high school kids assumed things i just like making art okay

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  • [–] 62 points 7 months ago

    "You're full of shit, buddy."

    "Yes, but that's not relevant to the discussion."

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  • [–] 105 points 7 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    So was I.
    Although my account back then was on a now dead instance. 😔

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I was on feddit.de (RIF).

    Are the bins even with us anymore? Don't think i have seen them in a while.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago*

    I was there, Bootleg. I was there 3 thousand years ago. I was there the day the patience of Lemmy failed. I mean, come on mizu6079, just tell us why you need to avoid pooping for that long!

    But yeah, that happened right after I started using Lemmy. I'd been commenting for less than a week, and my first post was a "Chewy, we're home" meme about how all the memes on the topic made me feel as a new user. That account's long dead now, but apparently lemmy.world still has my post https://lemmy.world/post/560966. Federation is neat.

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  • [–] 47 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Is it really a shitpost if it's about not shitting? Wouldn't it just be a post?

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I was there, Gandalf, 3 years ago. When the bowels of man failed.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    How is the instance of that community located on web.archive.org?

    Anyway, the answer the OOP was looking for is sugar.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Not certain, but I'm guessing it's something to do with how archive.org archives. I'd say it probably captured some JavaScript which uses window.location.host, which would resolve to the original (say lemmy.nz) on the original page but web.archive.org on the snapshot.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Update: you seem to be at least partially correct about JS being involved: the webpage source as downloaded from archive.org has a shitton of data in JS structures, while the actual final HTML of that element is nowhere to be found. Meaning the DOM is assembled from the JS data on the fly. Now, the page url, as I predicted, doesn't seem to figure in this, because the data itself contains numerous instances of 'web.archive.org' in it. I'm guessing that Archive's algorithm replaced the site domain to be prefixed with Archive's domain and went a bit overboard about it, which seems then to have confused Lemmy's JS into using the web.archive.org domain as the instance domain when rendering the page.

    For better or worse, I don't use stimulants harder than tea, and amn't so young anymore as to reverse-engineer this thing further.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    That's very doubtful, seeing as since the post might belong to any of the multitude of instances, the api must send the instance name in the response to the client. The client's host doesn't figure in that. Additionally, the screenshot looks like the default UI, whatever it's called (at least default for lemmy.world), and it doesn't show the instance domain for communities on the same instance (at least doesn't show currently).

    But I'll look into the JS hypothesis later. Weird shit is afoot there.

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    [–] 24 points 7 months ago

    Some say they're still not pooping to this very day...

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    Is this Lemmy's "the cylinder must remain unharmed"?

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    I remember it

    I still wanna know the reason…

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  • [–] 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

    Pooping on toilet that wasn’t my own was a huuuuuuuuuuge problem until I ended up in the military… the first two weeks sucked but then you kinda just surrender and let the poooop flow. Nowadays it’s more of a convenience to poop on my own porcelain throne.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I guess most people have that experience in kindergarten lol you never pooped in school ever??

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I'm pretty sure I made it from elementary to nearly the end of high school without having to go at school. There's just way too much opportunity for people to fuck with you when you're in a stall.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I think someone speculated that it aligned with a religious pilgrimage trip that had a lot of similarities.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I’ve done this before. I was on a beach in Mexico back in the day for 3 days. Slept on the beach in a hammock. The nearest bathroom was about 30 minutes because it was a secluded beach. There was an outhouse you could shit in and I kid you not it looked like the poop scene from slumdog millionaire. I decided I would not shit till I left.

    Honestly I ate normal food and it was fine so I think crippling anxiety is enough to make this possible.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    He's a soldier going to the field for training. I'd bet my next check on it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    With air conditioned tents? Not really a field situation.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago*

    Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

    Is it spiders? I bet it's toilet spiders.

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  • Yeah idk i feel like not eating and drinking a juice once every few hours is the obvious answer but idk shit about nutrition tbh

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Are there any instances out there that archive deletes? If it was deleted after I shut mine down, I might have the comments.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    simple, take imodium.

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  • Someone ordered a Cleveland Steamer.

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  • [+] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    astronaut food designed for low residue

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I remember this post bro!! Good times

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    just don't eat for one day before and during?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I feel like this person needs a portable bidet more than food advice.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    literal SHITpost

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