Kegseth looks like a toddler angrily shitting his pants in this picture.

Why two red and one blue tie?! Why the spacing?! I hate this picture! Lol.

They look like Trump told them to look as short as possible.

For guys that are obsessed by "being alpha" and "showing might", they really have shit postures.

Why do they all look like 3rd graders that are being forced to put on suits and take a photo?

But mom I want to wear shorts and wreck economies

Vance is supposedly 6'2" and he looks like he is towering over Trumps supposed 6'3"

They all look like they are holding their shits.

I'm just imagining a shot from a 50 cal rifle entering from the right and exiting from the left.

A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I'm not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I'm sure he's got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He's the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.

The Stooges had to be smart enough to play dumb.

These guys are dumb trying to play smart.

It only works one way.

Hegseth has some child bearing hips

It feels like they themselves are stuck in a position they can't handle, don't know shit about, but they just try to manage while saving face (or just not become poor? Idk what the motivation is off these types of... Organisms).

The US truly is a miraculous place that something like this can happen.

This photo composition vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy. On SO many levels.

Curly Shemp

They look so sad. Did mommy say they can't have ice cream before dinner?

Russian funded supporters and Christian Nationalist nutters.

Shoes with lift insoles.

Wearing heels causes you to hold your butt poking out.
Once you increase the heel size by more that 1.5" or so, your center of gravity shifts forcing you stand with an awkward hunched over, forward lean.

This is why these idiot look like they've shit their pants.

Not even the real 3rd Stooge. He got to be the sad replacement.

I’m trying to think but nothing happens!

Only 3 shots to make so many things so much better. I suppose 1 under ideal circumstances? I'm no ballistics expert.

Successors to Sleepy Joe? :P