Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation.

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[–] 113 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Remember when they were foaming at the mouth over Biden having dementia?

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  • [–] 51 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    The Biden crime family you mean? 😏

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I mean that dong is criminally big. Probably why they hate him so much.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, dementia is your brain not being able to recall your life, or in some cases stuck in a certain time period in your mind despite it being decades later.

    What trump is, is just a narcsisist, and a liar. Super easy to punch in the face without feelings of guilt.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago

    I mean, dementia is your brain not being able to recall your life, or in some cases stuck in a certain time period in your mind despite it being decades later.

    This is completely incorrect. Not only are there many types of dementia, with Alzheimer's being the most common, but the memory problems common to dementia are not at all specific to recalling "your life". Alzheimer's symptoms:

    difficulty in finding the right word, difficulties with visuospatial ability, and impaired reasoning and judgment. In later stages the symptoms become more severe, and include greater confusion, and changes in behavior.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20260304025025/https://www.thedailybeast.com/confused-trump79-forgets-what-country-his-father-was-born-in/

    https://abcnews.com/Politics/trump-claims-uncle-taught-unabomber-offers-evidence-support/story?id=123833782

    https://archive.is/Hfl3J

    Here are just a couple examples that I can remember off the top of my head and quickly find online of Trump exhibiting dementia symptoms. There are literally dozens of examples publicly documented, and likely countless that have occurred behind closed doors or been covered up.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Are we actually sure Trump isn't just an LLM these days? The amount of complete fabrication and nonsense being spewed with such confidence is eerily reminiscent of AI hallucination.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    He's negotiating with the voices in his head

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Sharpies are not pens. Sharpies are markers which are closer to signing everything with a crayon.

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    The ones trump uses are definitely not. But the Sharpie brand does sell pens as well now.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    I'd rather he save the country billions (or trillions) of dollars by cutting back on golfing excursions, stopping all the corruption going on in his cabinet, and oh yeah, not bombing brown babies in foreign countries.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    His confabulation is becoming more obvious.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    There's already a brand name for when you fark things up permanently: Trump. They're not changing their company name for him.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    I love Sharpie. But I can find something else if they cut some Trump deal.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Why they dry out within hours, smudge nonstop, not even a good shade of black, wipe clean with hand sanitizer on hard surfaces, and bleed to Illegibility on paper. Literal bad at everything they are the maga of pens.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Hold up, you’re saying they wipe off when cleaned with strong alcohol based cleaning solution? Weird.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Yeah, surprisingly enough, rubbing alcohol makes a great degreaser, it's also good for like, when you take a sticker or a label off of something, and it leaves a residue behind? That stuff, rubbing alcohol takes it right off.

    Personal anecdote, one of my buddies in college had the misfortune of "being the first guy to fall asleep at the party" so of course we drew a bunch of dicks and stuff on his face. The only thing we could find to clean it off the next day was a bottle of 90% isopropyl, and a little bit got into his eye, he got so mad that he punched a hole in his bathroom wall.

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