When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.

Bc then she will just keep on doing this and you’ll have nowhere to sit and play Nintendo

Just swipe your credit card and leave.

Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?

Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?

How much can a banana cost? 60 seconds? 90 seconds?

Seriously, they can wait in the car for 5 minutes.

Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends

On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.

Enhance!

She seems nice.

Bonk!

Nah, she's playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.

She has a point.

Me: Dinner time!

Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂

I'm mostly just impressed

Ok I got little bit distracted.

Source?

how would that work though ? she's so low to the ground

She's holding my drink for me? How sweet.

Stop giving them lifehacks!

Why so many downvotes?

I have never known any of the personalities depicted in this joke and suspect that it is a complete fabrication that only seems funny or relatable if one is used to imagining the world according to their wishful thinking

I retract this remark as I totally misinterpreted the post. Rather than sharing my revised opinion I will remain silent as penance lol