It's apparent to me that he thinks that everything he's saying is so badass. He's the coolest person he knows.

I dunno. Maybe putting an alcoholic Fox News host in charge of the largest army in the world was a bad idea.

Great... Now the bombs themselves are running LLMs‽

Oh, right! That's how you get them to teleport into Waffle Houses.

He looks so desperate and the words he's saying come off more as a plea than confidence.

Why are they the DOD again? Wasn't there a name change?

Dumbest mother fucker alive. He needs to go learn about Teddy Rosevelt.

Come'on Yanks, get rid of these wankers!

This guy creeps me out. He loves war, bombs and fighting, but only behind his army. Weak and pathetic. Hope he gets unalived by the own war he started

I know where to drop the next bomb

Combined IQ of -7.

What do the bombs have that you want?

I'm going to insist that we actually use their chosen term in this case. It's the Department of War.

I am reminded of the Marge Simpson picture:

"It's true, but he shouldn't say it."

OK bubbie. So why and what the fuck?

Bombs have throttles TIL

That lookback at daddy

Quick, somebody dress up a bomb in a suit and arrange a meeting with these fools!

Sorry... Didn't trump say that they had been negotiating with Iran? And that's why they stopped bombing Iran, because the negotiations were going so well? And then Iran said we're not negotiating with y'all. Is this in response to that? Like is Kegseth saying we don't actually want to negotiate anyways?

Like in the movie "Dark Star"? It did not end well...

Americans are too stupid to use words to negotiate? I can't believe it