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LLMs are not the singularity anyways.
Though I'd be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I'm 100% sure it's been done. Hospitals might even have a code for "dick mangled by homemade bj machine".
Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement
"Teledildonics" have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era.
It's plug and play!
Do you mean a vacuum cleaner?
I personally wouldn't call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn't that much sucking involved in "sucking dick".
Is that what you thought the goal was? You'll know we're there when AI gets you to suck it off.
Musk is working on it. Once his Optimus robots are advanced enough, he'll shrink them down to adolescent size and figure out how to put artificial skin and hair over them so they'll look like the Grok demos of 12 year old girls he keeps posting on Twitter.
Thats weird, I thought I did. I definitely didn’t use an imgur link. Is this a lemmy quirk?
not a greentext

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