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[–] [S] 39 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    ..the ship is so sophisticated that...it could fly itself.

    So that's the reason they let Weslet pilot. He isn't really doing anything. It's like putting your kid on your lap while parked in a parking lot and telling him to take the wheel.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    They really should have had Pinocchio dressed like Wesley.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    honestly, it looks like an amazing "holodeck" malfunction episode.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Oh, this really takes me back. Had a whole stack of this magazine as a kid. I remember they got progressively slimmer over time….

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    Makes you wonder which one he's sleeping with?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    But... why? And the comment came from the generation raised... So incredibly... sorrowful...

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Well, let's see how they do when they detect a cubic ship coming toward them and hear, "We are the Borg! Lower your shields! Surrender your ship! We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own! Your Disney culture will adapt to service us! Resistance is futile!"

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