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Chuck Norris Has Died (variety.com)
submitted 7 months ago by [B] to c/hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
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[–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

Rest in piss bozo

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    • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Chuck Norris sucks dick for bus fare, then walks home.

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    [–] 100 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Man, I liked doing Chuck Norris jokes but considering his political opinions, maybe it’s better like this.

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  • [–] 76 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Chuck Norris did not want anyone to cry after his death, so he became a black belt political asshole and nobody did.

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    • [+] 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Echo chambers and social media have laid bare the hubris of human nature. He just went from being a private pos to a public one. There are good icons. You can spot them because they've always been open with their politics. Not just finding their voice in support of rising fascism.

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    • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I remember looking at his twitter recently, it was a sad state of affairs, him shilling for whatever product would have him.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Everything he has ever made is garage. All his movies, TV Shows and songs were all crap. The Chuck Norris jokes elevated his status but he has never been anything other than a sad state of affairs.

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    • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    I had no idea he was that old.

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    [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Yay one less nazi! FTG!

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    [–] 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    He didn't die. He went to hell to finish the job.

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    • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Chuck norris didn't die, he let the grim reaper win because he was ready.

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    • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Rest in piss

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    [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Good luck chuck. The devil will certainly be a hard foe to blow.

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    [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Good

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    • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Chuck Norris can clog a urinal

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    • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I was surprised he actually held a championship because his stuff is so aweful.

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    [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Chuck Norris is an asshole

    https://youtu.be/1pnFg0Sp2Xw

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    [–] 0 points 7 months ago

    Chuck Norris didn't die he's back at the pregame lobby

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