And natural, princess cut diamonds. Don't forget those.

It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

I do it with everything now, even potatoes.

Heh, it's on the right track. But as an IT guy and tech nerd, I'd want to go for something like this. I've even set mine up for computer logins back when I had an Active Directory test environment for learning.

Nono, you see that would actually be user serviceable and convenient for the consumer!! You're fired Smith. Johnson, tell me again about your llm powered brain mounted key fob with ad injection and $20 a month subscription? I love it! You're promoted!!

That would never work, where's the battery even supposed to go? ;)

That also solves the problem of the dealership needing to continue charging hundreds of dollars to replace a lost key.

You think someone wrapping their keys in aluminum foil are going to know how to disable proximity unlock?

I tested with bolt EV, 2019?, model, because while the keys are in my house they would still allow kryless start to my car in the driveway. 2 layers of crumpled aluminum foil worked to fix it from ~15 feet away

Heavy duty Reynolds wrap. Fold to desired thickness and you have to wrap it fully without gaps. You're tying to contain light.

Metal wraps stops signals coming in, not going out.

Boof it

Lol that was great.

Okay story time. My wife told me she found a trick to cure her athletes foot. You guessed it, Vapor Rub. She swore by it and I didn't think much of it because I never really got athletes foot.

Fast forward a year or so later and I get athletes foot, only it isn't on my feet...it is on my balls and taint area. It slowly built up over the course of a couple of days and one evening after I got off work I just could not take the burning and itch anymore.

I remember the Vics Rub trick and think hey if it works so good on your feet why not your balls and taint area. So I go find the plastic jar and slather up my balls. At first nothing happened. Then a burning sensation a hundred times worse than I ever had struck me.

When wife found me after she got off work, I was in the tub crying and begging for anything to stop the pain. After a couple of hours it began to subside. It was one of the more painful things I had ever experienced.

Oh, btw it did cure my athletes crotch thing but even though it worked I would definitely give it a 0 out of 10.

This is why we need men's rights, God forbid we acknowledge men are sexual beings who sometimes need to pleasure their balls with frozen goods. I bet if a woman did this with an ice dildo she'd win an award!

/S

So putting Vicks vapour rub on your balls will:

• Bring you closer to Jesus
• Reduce your sugar intake
• Save you 2/3rds on your grocery bills

Yeah, in a serious country, it's easy to identify the criminal and send them to jail. So this tends to happen in short and localized bursts where people don't steal a lot.

But it does exist.