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[–] 89 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    One of those detachable penises eh?

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