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[–] 186 points 7 months ago (17 children)

This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that's pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

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  • [–] 89 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

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  • [–] 36 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    One of those detachable penises eh?

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I was skeptical, but when i wrapped my own keyfob in aluminum foil, I discovered that not only was my keyfob wrapped in aluminum foil, but also there was a wrapping of foiled aluminum on my keyfob! Total success!

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    I do it with everything now, even potatoes.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago*

    Potatoes are such a good idea because you wrap them in aluminum foil, cook em. And then the foil like qualities of the aluminum pass into the potato so I eat all the white stuff leaving potato foil, so one can actually take the aluminum foil I cooked the potato in, make it into a ball, place it inside the potato foil, and then wrap the whole thing in aluminum foil making an aluminum foil potato wrapped in potato foil wrapped in aluminum foil!

    Now you know what to make cherished loved ones for presents

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