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[–] 73 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You can't just post something like this without including a purchase link!

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  • [–] 71 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Shoving a palm sized capsule up my ass for the motherland 🫡🇺🇸

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  • [–] 59 points 7 months ago (1 child)
    [–] 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Does it not need a flared base?

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  • [+] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 23 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Does it come with CIA branded lube?

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    [–] 22 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I tried to swipe to the next image for longer then I’d like to admit

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    [–] 19 points 7 months ago

    Sometimes I see these and I wonder if someone there is just having a laugh.

    haha they'll totally believe we gave people butt knives

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  • [+] 17 points 7 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago

    Now where did I put my lipstick again? Right..

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    Gonna need it waaay up there.

    Rick telling morty to put a giant seed up his ass

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  • [+] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    I'll take one in the ass if they can make it feel good but there ain't no way I'm taking it in the ass for america 😌

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    X: Ok agent Wilson, I assume you’ve been fully briefed on this mission. All that’s left is to walk you through your equipment. Let’s start with your survival kit.

    W: Survival kit my ass! I don’t need that nonsense.

    X:Well you’re only half wrong there Wilson.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    But like, how do you get it back out?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    50/50 whether they put this in a dog or a person

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    In prison they call that a suitcase

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    20 years is a long time to have that up there... 

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