Why even have the maps with you when you’re going out drinking?

Edit: the reason he got hammered was because he was stuck in a six hour long military dinner event lol.

As for why he had the maps, despite us all reading the summary the same way, the “and” in “lost maps on train and got concussion after drinking” is actually being used to delineate two entirely unrelated events

You might think you can keep up with eastern Europeans when it comes to liquor. You'd be wrong, though.

Incident happened two years ago in March of 2024.

after an "overindulgence in alcohol" during a dinner in Ukraine

Never go head-to-head with a Slav when drinking vodka.

Sounds like someone Hegseth would promote.

Getting drunk in Eastern Europe is just acclimating to the culture, but the classified documents thing is just unforgivable.

If the US was a person.

Alternate title: "Handoff of classified documents comes with free drinks."

Ah. The Kegseth Maneuver.

I mean, look. Who among us, am I right?

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