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[–] 120 points 7 months ago

Guy is such a loser, it’s wild how his fan club is incapable of seeing it

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  • [–] 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    He's been so kind and polite to them, too. Ungrateful mofos.

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  • [–] 53 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Unaltered DJT tweets are finally the perfect noncredibledefense tweets. Silver lining I guess

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  • [–] 47 points 7 months ago

    Who's the only one who have invoked article 5?

    Who?

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago

    "You're not break up with me! Im breaking up with you!!"

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  • Why do we need help if the job is “done”

    This fucking regime, guys. 🫠

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  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Am I really seeing some em-dashes there?

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    He should ask his Board of Peace members to help him

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago

    The People's Republic of America has beaten the Iran military into absolute submission and totally demolished any chance of retribution!

    We will be continuing this war that we already have totally won! The bombarding of the Strait of Hormuz will continue, until the willingness for unarmed ships to cross it improves!

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    I can't wait until someone kills this fuck.

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I do hope he continues with the anti-NATO rhetoric so that Europe is pushed further into the direction of making an EU Army. Inshallah

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    JFC what a sad cry baby... The other boys didn't wanted to play with him because he's creepy and can't stop looking under the girls dresses, and now he's literally whining about it to the entire world

    This is your president, USA!

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Posting donald trump posts in this community is like using truffle oil in food

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    It makes everything 5 times more expensive, and leaves you with a mouldy aftertaste?

    I can see how the second part is true, but the first part? It's not the posting here that makes things more expensive, it's the shit trump is doing.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Why doesn't anyone want to help clean up the mess I made?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    He seriously reminds me of a child throwing Lego all over the floor.

    "Dad, since crossing the room is important to you, you should help me clean it all up!"

    No you little shit, things were reasonably fine before you fucked it all up. Now fix it!

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I can't WAIT until the narcissist realizes he is at the end of his line, I hope he fails to Hitler himself in some bunker. I hope he is captured alive.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Self Reflection? With 84? From a baby boomer? A rich upper cruster? Dream on

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    WE DON'T NEED ANYONE'S HELP!!??

    Omfg this guy is complete basket case

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    We don't need them, which is why we begged them to participate.

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    In his mind, Israel counts as ”almost every country”

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Wait, I thought there were already a bunch of countries lined up to help, just trying to get all of their ships to Hormuz to help open a strait that's already open in order to win a war that's already over against a country whose military has been completely destroyed in order to eliminate a nuclear program which was completely obliterated eight months ago and could never be rebuilt?

    This is "The Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly" but the old lady is on a really bad acid trip.

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  • Did someone tell him that Perun had cut the "here's why the US doesn't have enough boats to escort all the traffic through the strait and would need a coalition to have any chance of success" part from his latest video, or is that just a deeply ironic coincidence.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Now I want to see Obama making this speech.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Putin is strong in this one.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Says the leader of the only country to ever invoke article 5 and take everybody on a useless war for oil…

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    With hookers and beer

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    It was just a shit test

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  • go to hell trump you know what you can eat the shit you pooped out

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  • [+] -6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    I stopped reading after the first sentence because trump and his followers pulled out of NATO. Or did everyone just randomly forget that?

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