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[โ€“] 78 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Go drink your mother's breast milk and then come back!

wot

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  • [โ€“] 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I suppose that's probably a way of calling them a baby?

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  • [โ€“] 30 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Go home and masturbate

    Who told you my weekend plans?!

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 7 months ago

    Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss's perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there's no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.

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  • [โ€“] 17 points 7 months ago

    You look like a penis!

    1000032289

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 7 months ago (5 children)
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  • [โ€“] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Son of an idiot is a cute insult

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I only know 5 words of Polish, and 3 of them are swears

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 7 months ago

    Bro, you look like a penis

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 7 months ago

    This checks out with some of the casts I've seen of Korean Starcraft players.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 7 months ago

    Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.

    Peech-ka ti materna.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 7 months ago*

    ๊ฐœ์ƒˆ๋ผ (kaesaeggi) or just ์ƒˆ๋ผ (saeggi) seem to be much more popular instead of ๋ฐ”๋ณด ์ƒˆ๋ผ (babo saeggi). And a lot of people will just say ์”จ (ssi) instead of ์”จ๋ฐœ (ssibal).

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago

    The highlight for me is how you can go "You (man), you (woman)" and sound like you're just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago

    Ah! If it isnt the American Phonetic Alphabet.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 7 months ago*

    Making out must be intense in Korea

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