So how does this work? Do all of us in the comments get together and work out a schedule? Is it like an every other Saturday thing I get to be married or do we all just move in together?

My last wife isn't into sharing, sorry. You'll have to fight to the death.

Sorry, I'm taken already. Isn’t that right, Nicole the Fediverse Chick?

I knew this was going to be violet when I scrolled by

Nice try, Nicole.

*slams divorce papers on the table

I came prepared for this.

I didn't expect to get married when I opened Lemmy today

Is this like a time share type situation?

Oh cool.

Hey babe. How was your day?

I just showed my husband 🥰

My girlfriend might get jealous, you might have to marry her too

Then maybe we'll marry each other

what if im gay?

I get the feeling violet08 might like my wife more than me

I set this up the second or third time I saw a post from you, and it's proven largely redundant since then.

Legally, I can get a no fault anullment if you don't put out within the first 30 days.

Every time i see a potential hornypost, i try to guess whether it is by violet08. Makes me smile when i guess right.

Of course it's fucking violet08, who else could this be

Is exactly what i thought the second i saw this one :D

I want a divorce.

Wife?

This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.

— boomers

I'm certainly a human specimen being a person and I suppose this is the way this species we find partners so I guess it's fine for me.

Err… you might regret it though.

Hi violet08

Well do make sure to tell me before you come home dear, I'll make sure the mistress is chained up in the basement and have your tea ready

A step from nothing I guess

Hope you've had a good one, wife

I'm keeping the kids, by the way do we have kids? Also I want child support.

Violet, you're famous now, I knew it was you before I even read your username

I consider this legally binding btw

Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.

unbuttons pants

Could be worse.

I'm an unemployed student so this seems like a win financially for me.

Unless of course you're even worse off then I am, then we're both screwed

Sweet! Now someone will do the dishes, and cook! No more cereal dinners for me!

Who makes the rules?

mommy?

I'm just a 26 year old baby, I don't think I'm old enuogh to have wife.

ok

ok

Oh no, not again

She does if she is the wife!

Good luck!

At least 25 or divorce, I do make the rules though.

How tf did you get famous just by posting this?