[green picks up their phone at night, looking tired]

[green has clicked on their phone, and is now surrounded by blinding light, looking shocked]

[a massive pillar of light escapes the Earth into space]

[green rages, blinded]

https://thebad.website/comic/nocturnal_notification

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[–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I use a Pixel 6 which has a light up biometric finger sensor under the screen. I'm constantly flashbanging myself...

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    "Our Pixel range has a fast easy-to-find fingerprint reader on the back. It's possible to unlock the phone as you're removing it from your pocket without even trying. How can we improve that?"

    "How about we hide a slow, unreliable one somewhere under the screen. You can't feel or see where it is. When you do find the right spot, it'll illuminate your finger with the light of a thousand suns. Then, it might unlock the phone, if you're lucky."

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Are rage comics making a come back like it's 2010

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    ... are rage comic being reinvented/have re-evolved?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    When my phone's light sensor gets triggered by a white background and automatically cranks the screen brightness to 100%.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Keeping notifications on at night seems crazy to me.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    I enjoy your comics. You posting to all relevant comms?

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