"Our Pixel range has a fast easy-to-find fingerprint reader on the back. It's possible to unlock the phone as you're removing it from your pocket without even trying. How can we improve that?"

"How about we hide a slow, unreliable one somewhere under the screen. You can't feel or see where it is. When you do find the right spot, it'll illuminate your finger with the light of a thousand suns. Then, it might unlock the phone, if you're lucky."

Personally I really like phones that put the biometric sensor on the power button. There where you expect it

Classic 4 panel rages should never have gone out of style :)

I turned that off for a reason.