[a character with a triangular head speaks]
There's two main things I dislike about leftists*\
[orange, proud]
I'm willing to pay more for products MADE IN THE USA because I'm a based patriot who wants to SUPPORT REAL AMERICANS
[green, accusatory]
OK then how about supporting american workers by paying them a living wage?
[orange, dismissively shaking their hands while having a look of absolute disgust on their face]
NO
[the comic is squished into a funneling triangle shape for some reason]
[a person smiles smugly but softly, has their arms crossed, is wearing a shirt that has the text NOT A CHILD MOLESTER]
I wear my "Not a child molester" shirt so that people know I'm not a child molester
THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" CEASEFIRE
[USA flag]
I consent
[Iran flag]
I consent
[Israel flag]
I DON'T!
ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
"This is basically communism"
Look inside
Happened due to profit motive
[a lens distorted cat stares at us naively]
https://thebad.website/comic/everything_wrong_about_capitalism_is_communism
[in front of a school building, a mean looking orange character is smirking while pointing their finger at a scared green character, holding their hands up, sweating, and speaking]
Stop bullying me!
My dad works at the United Nations, and if you keep bullying me he'll do nothing at all about it, you're warned!
[orange is cracking a joke at a crowd of diverse people who do not seem receptive at all]
Wouldn't it be hilarious if you lost all your rights?
Hypothetically, as a thought experiment
[orange is shaking with laughter, the crowd is looking pissed]
Chill buddies, it's just satire
I was joking haha you fell for my bait
Epic humor moment 100
[zoom on orange's eyes, which seem full of evil intentions]
[a city devasted by war, with smoke coming from ruined building, in which dead corpses are lying in pools of blood, is below the following text]
WORKING CLASS PEOPLE KILLING EACH OTHER IN AN ENDLESS WAR WHILE THE POOR GET POORER AND THE RICH GET RICHER
[a smug character points at the devastated city, while saying]
If you do not blindly and fully support this, then you are an evil person who wants others to die
[a yellow character is caught in deep thinking]
I wouldn't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but…
There are people out there who think Vladimir Putin might have ties to Russia, and I think there might be some truth to it
[drawing of a Russian cityscape]
He was born in Leningrad, Russia
[Putin shaking hands with a person in Russian winter clothes]
He's been photographed in Moscow, talking to Russians
[drawing of a luxury seaside residence]
He owns property in Gelendzhik, Russia
[Putin at a desk, surrounded by Russian flags]
And the most damning evidence, since 1999 he's been the leader of Russia
[yellow is now smiling proudly]
Is this the best kept secret of 2026?
Many are asking…
[a character scratches their head in confusion]
Wait… does diarrhea medicine cause or stop diarrhea?
[on television BREAKING NEWS show that COPS KILLED UNARMED MINORITY, a character is seen from the back watching TV, speaking calmly]
Whatever, he was probably a criminal, he was never going to change, who cares
[television now shows another BREAKING NEWS in which ANTIFASCISTS MAIM A POOR NAZI, the character watching TV is now standing up and looks agitated]
Sure, he had a swastika tattoo, but people can change, we'll never get to see this man's redemption arc, horrible!
[green, holding a comic]
Look, I drew a satirized version of something I actually heard/saw someone say
[blue, pointing at green]
GOOMBA FALLACY
People would never say…
[green is holding a finger over blue's mouth, shushing them, while holding them by the shoulder and looking creepy]
Shhh… one more word and the Goomba never sees its family again
[a goomba is locked in a cage]
[the distracted boyfriend meme template, drawn in smug stickman style]
Leftist satire
[is distracted by]
Layers of irony until nothing feels real anymore
[while]
Sincerity
[looks on in shock]
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
Don't move, be nice, don't say anything bad to the driver of the people murder crusher about to drive onto us
Otherwise, he might start doing dangerous things such as driving his people murder crusher vehicle into a group of people
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
You're always exaggerating
People murder crushers don't exist
And if they did, they wouldn't be used on our own citizens
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
Don't fight back
It might escalate the situation
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
There are systems in place to prevent people from getting crushed by the people murder crusher
Trust, nothing bad can happen to us
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
It's just a vehicle
Why are you acting like it's specifically designed to crush and murder people?
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
I refuse to respond to this people murder crusher with fear or defiance
We should greet it with kindness
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
Technically, this people murder crusher has not crushed or murdered anyone yet
Let us not assume intent
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
Honestly, the real violence here is the one you're directing at the driver of the people murder crusher
You are not a good person
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
You're focusing too much on the people murder crusher driving at us right now
It prevents you from seeing the bigger picture
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
The people murder crusher currently driving towards us is a distraction from our ideological battle, stop talking so much about it
There is no war but class war
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
Has anyone considered how stressful it must be to have to drive a people murder crusher and then have people judging you for it?
We will probably suffer horribly and die, but I feel worse for them right now, poor thing
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
The people murder crusher can only run us over if we create the conditions for it
So just don't create the conditions
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
You're stuck at the level of use-value (your continued uncrushed existence)
The situation is clearly unfolding at the level of exchange
Read theory you idiots, open a book once in your life
[A murder truck is driving towards a crowd of concerned people, except one who is pointing at the truck, talking]
Don't you all see this is a metaphor?
It's not a driver, it's capital in motion
You're misrecognizing a social relation as a guy behind a wheel
Learn to read subtext
Imbeciles
[yellow, angry]
I don't like communism because every time we tried it, power corrupted people
[yellow, smiling and shrugging]
This is why I prefer capitalism, in which power corrupts people
[yellow, t-posing and drooling]
I am very smart and understand ideologies very well than you for coming to my TED talk
[green points angrily]
This pisses me off so much
[the item being pointed at is a grinning trollface labeled THE MOST OBVIOUS RAGE BAIT OF ALL TIME]
[green picks up their phone at night, looking tired]
[green has clicked on their phone, and is now surrounded by blinding light, looking shocked]
[a massive pillar of light escapes the Earth into space]
[green rages, blinded]
[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
[a very angry looking orange character raises their fists menacingly]
Me when you compare my imaginary friend (good) to someone else's imaginary friend (evil)
[an uncle sam character is smiling while showing a tiny Kawaii USA looking adorable, surrounded by text]
The USA are a good kid
I raised them myself
They never showed any signs of hate or violence
They went to church every Sunday
They always said yessir and yesma'am
They always held the door for women
Everyone in the neighborhood loved them
This must be a mistake, you have the wrong person
The USA would never do something like this
Someone must have taken advantage of them
If something happened, it was probably that bad influence Israel who talked them into it
[in front of a protesting crowd, two characters are talking]
[blue, serious] Violence is never the solution
[purple, smug] Agreed, let's disarm the police
[blue is now shown angrily gesticulating, sweating bullets]
NO,
NOT
LIKE
THIS
[Erich Fromm looking stern, below a quotation from The Sane Society]
Alienation as we find it in modern society is almost total...
Man has created a world of man-made things as it never existed before.
He has constructed a complicated social machine to administer the technical machine he built.
The more powerful and gigantic the forces are which he unleashes, the more powerless he feels himself as a human being.
He is owned by his creations, and his lost ownership of himself.
[a portrait of Friedrich Engels looking serious, below a quotation]
When one individual inflicts bodily injury upon another such injury that death results, we call the deed manslaughter
When the assailant knew in advance that the injury would be fatal, we call his deed murder
But when society places proletarians in such a position that they inevitably meet a too early and an unnatural death
Its deed is murder just as surely as the deed of the single individual
[pixelated characters with pointy hats are surrounded by text]
BORN TOO LATE TO FIGHT A PROXY WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST
BORN TOO EARLY TO FIGHT A PROXY WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST
BORN JUST IN TIME TO FIGHT A PROXY WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST
