She's impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.

“The faster you shit the more you can eat”

Then wink.

It's not like I had a chance anyway.

Once went to a pharmacy because apparently one of my kids had pinworms. Which means we all had to take the medicine. Anyway, my wife and I figure that we should all take it the next day (can't remember the precise reasons, but it had to do with the fact that you have to take a second dose like two weeks later). This determination is made at night, so I have to drive up to the store to pick it up. I have four kids, so we needed to get two boxes of the stuff.

I don't think much about it until I approach the register area and I swear that management decided to schedule the best looking people to work that particular night shift. Everyone was hot. And here I am, like 10 o'clock at night, holding two boxes of butt worm medicine, suggesting that there's so pressing a need for this product that I had to get it right away...

community name checks out

“…and some prescription XS condomns please”

Well that's why you also buy a pack of monster condoms for your magnum dong.

Just tell her it's for your boyfriend.

I went to the dermatologist to have my grundle checked out once and of course they had some hot young college student in there shadowing. Wtf lol

... And that's ok, because i'm focused on my diarea and not trying to impress a random girl.

Know your priorities.

if you think you can get maxx strength diarrhea medication OTC you are sorely mistaken

Put out the vibe anyway. Baller as fuck.

Now this is a shit post

Inevitably? So you're there for that reason really often?

She's just there to do her job.

What maxing are we talking about? Starting or stopping?

Diarrhea runs in the family.

As if it never happens to her?

She’s into scat so you’re in luck.

Maybe she's into that shit (pun intended)

She's also there to get diarrhea.

The last IBS commercial I saw was a hot model so there's that.

Melania is that you?