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[–] 102 points 8 months ago (2 children)

She's impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago*

    I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.

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