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You don't clean your butt because you're straight.

I don't clean my butt because I like gay butt stuff with a hint of scat.

We are not the same.

Asmongold

Pretty expensive alarm clock given that rats are like 1-2€ a piece (depending on the size)

Wouldn't he have to kill a rat about the same time every day to get it to smell? Things don't really stink like death in less than a day, even under a hot sun.

I imagine he'd have to kill rats, let them simmer until they're just about to smell, freeze them at the state of almost-stank, and take them out to thaw before he goes to bed.

But where are the rat alarms to tell him when to kill more rats?

I'm sorry but what lmao

That could be a 4chan greentext, ngl

That is the “toxic” in toxic masculinity: the utter failure of society and the dads within it to teach these men this isn’t normal or ok.

I wonder how many times he went "there has to be a better way to do this!" when hoisting up his mattress.

Honestly, I'm a little envious of how little my husband seems to want or need. We each have a home office, and they couldn't be more different. His is basically an empty desk, bookcase and a PC. Mine is my lair.

Honestly. It sounds great to just be happy with that.

you're so right but at the same time it suckssssss :((